January 2012
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definitely just spent 10 minutes flirting with a...
her last pickup line was “not to be skanky, but do you have pizza at your house?”
awesome
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"fucking Dave Matthews?! if you need to rub your...
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whether you're from the east coast or west coast,...
I'll be in San Francisco in less than 24 hours
PREPARE THE ALCOHOL
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