amberislazy:

This is the story of how Kimber came to be. A skeezy man (if he had a flavor, it’d be hickory smoked bbq. overly tan and overly smoked) I used to watch Nip/Tuck with couldn’t remember my name, but was smart/sober enough to know it rhymed with Kimber. Kimberbaby, kimberdoll, etc.

don’t be embarrassed. the most memorable 30 seconds of your early sluttykimber career.

amberislazy:

This is the story of how Kimber came to be. A skeezy man (if he had a flavor, it’d be hickory smoked bbq. overly tan and overly smoked) I used to watch Nip/Tuck with couldn’t remember my name, but was smart/sober enough to know it rhymed with Kimber. Kimberbaby, kimberdoll, etc.

don’t be embarrassed. the most memorable 30 seconds of your early sluttykimber career.

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