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kaffeinated: I could go on about Fox News and the kinds of math...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:20:51 -0500

I could go on about Fox News and the kinds of math that lead to a representation of 120% of those polled on a topic… but I’d rather let Jon Stewart do it. Oh, and he bitch slaps Gretchen Carlson along the way.

gpoyw: two days late & highly suspicious.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:09:54 -0500

gpoyw: two days late & highly suspicious.

amberislazy: From a while back. Tom sure does speak the...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:40:00 -0500

amberislazy:

From a while back. Tom sure does speak the truth.

i always speak the truth.

(thelovelykb / fuckyeahlost)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:20:35 -0500

(thelovelykb / fuckyeahlost)

Alabama Shows Complete Lack of Class

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:21:54 -0500

Alabama Shows Complete Lack of Class:

take note, kimber.

The Tumblr Backup app is ready for its first beta...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:02:00 -0500

The Tumblr Backup app is ready for its first beta testing.

Download (Mac OS X, requires 10.5 or higher)

Unlike other publishing sites’ approach to backups, our goal was to create a useful copy of your blog’s content that can be viewed on any computer, burned to a CD, or hosted as an archive of static HTML files.

Wherever possible, we use simple file formats. Our backup structure is optimized for Mac OS X’s Spotlight for searching and Quick Look for browsing, and we’ll try to use the same structure and achieve the same benefits on other platforms.

Release notes:

Sorry, there’s no Windows version yet.

The output is minimally styled in a plain theme to ensure complete backups, zero external requirements, and a consistent data structure. Custom theme code is included in the backup as a separate file.

To view the backup in a browser, open the index.html file.

Photosets are not yet fully downloaded. (Next version.)

The following are not backed up:

Private tumblelogs

Submissions

Notes

Feed-imported posts

Audio files from reblogged posts

You can launch the app every few days and re-run the backup in the same place, and it effectively performs an incremental media backup: image and audio files are only re-downloaded if they don’t already exist in the target folder. Text content and post data are re-downloaded in full every time.

If you have private posts, be careful if you make the backup publicly available. Private posts are included in a private folder, and their images or audio files are included in the standard images and audio folders.

Are you a programmer? Each post’s XML data, as specified by our API, is embedded inside an easily-parsed-out HTML comment in each post’s HTML file, in case you want to do anything cool with it.

To report bugs, email me. Thanks.

(via blaaargh / kari-shma / marco)

amazing

outofstateplates: amberislazy: Dee: “That’s Artemis. She’s the...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:43:51 -0500

outofstateplates:

amberislazy:

Dee: “That’s Artemis. She’s the sassy one in our group who always plays by her own rules.”

Artemis: “These guys are playing hard to get. I’m gonna take off my bra, blast mah nips.”

Artemis.

such a hot box

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:15:14 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

sevenminutesinevan: (via schwenk) This is a lie. I’ve seen it, it’s massive and he named it...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:07:18 -0500

sevenminutesinevan:

(via schwenk)

This is a lie. I’ve seen it, it’s massive and he named it Lamar.

god dammit evan, you’re never coming over to play at my house again!

When couples go from "Nice to meet you" to "I love you" at 100mph

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:25:20 -0500

willmccloud:

I get real real nervous. Also, this describes like 92% of the relationships that I have seen recently. :-O

deja vu

(via asserting / istuffmypants / unthoughtknown /...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:30:55 -0500

(via asserting / istuffmypants / unthoughtknown / aimeelikesblogs)

(via marleejeneen)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:37:10 -0500

(via marleejeneen)

(internerd / danielledecember) This is my life, and it’s ending...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:34:06 -0500

(internerd / danielledecember)

This is my life, and it’s ending one minute at a time

scout / drinkyourjuice / attnwh0re83 / danyellisrad

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:19:44 -0500

scout / drinkyourjuice / attnwh0re83 / danyellisrad

blaaargh: That’s why I want to live in a haunted house! (via...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:04:21 -0500

blaaargh:

That’s why I want to live in a haunted house!

(via w33d: xochk)

doncha hate it when that happens

lrn2liberty / ohxalexisx

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:05:59 -0500

lrn2liberty / ohxalexisx

Capitals/Flyers: Daniel Carcillo sucker punches and KO’s Matt...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:37:53 -0500

Capitals/Flyers: Daniel Carcillo sucker punches and KO’s Matt Bradley

peterconnsbetterthanyou: thebestonmars: A few years ago, a...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:22:52 -0500

peterconnsbetterthanyou:

thebestonmars:

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage).

So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request…she asked if she could cover up the clown statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house…we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue.”

The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No clown statue was ever found.

It’s official. I’m never sleeping again.

what the fuck

(via supersonicelectronic)

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:06:50 -0500

(via supersonicelectronic)

Mark the Spot iPhone App Tells AT&T Where They Suck use it...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:23:09 -0500

Mark the Spot iPhone App Tells AT&T Where They Suck

use it use it use it use it